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February 15, 2019, 08:11:45 PM

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The Bum  (Read 1476 times)
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A bum, who'd obviously seen more than his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed man on the street.

"Hey, Buddy..........can you spare two dollars?"
The well-dressed man replied.......... "You're not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You're not going to throw it away on fishing gear, are you?".... the gentleman asked.

"No way!... I don't fish either!".....answered the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money on a deer lease, would you?" asks the man.
"Never!" says the bum, "I don't hunt!"

So the man asked the bum if he'd like to come home with him for a home
cooked meal. The bum accepted eagerly.

While they were heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity got
the better of him.....

"Isn't your wife going to be upset when you bring a guy like me to your house for dinner?"

"Probably," said the man, "but it'll be damn well worth it for her to
se what happens to a man that doesn't drink, fish or hunt.

That's funny as all get out....  icon_lol   icon_lol   icon_lol   icon_lol   icon_lol

Early to bed early to rise. Fish all day and make up lies.
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